Fuckin’ Betty Crocker recipe book….
It’s funny because many of their employees actually read Homestuck
Betty Crocker: The true trolls in the fandom
HOMESTUCK KILL CHART
Lots of people make shipping charts, so for a change of pace, have a murder chart! I couldn’t fit everyone on there, so the lusii, the troll’s dreamselves, the army of Aradiabots, and the Felt are SOL. Also omitted all suicides (Tavrisprite, Dirk, Sollux) and act-of-god deaths (Nanna, Poppop).
Obviously Jack’s at the center of it all, being the stab-happy planet-exploding asshole that he is. I was kind of shocked to realize that Jack has never died — all four of his selves (Spades Slick, Bec Noir, Jack English, and Caliborn’s Jack) are still alive. I suspect Doc Scratch would object to being listed as the killer of Rose, Dave, and Liv because all he did was drop some very manipulative hints, but I’d advise him to shove his objections up his smug puppety ass. And I think Dave wins the prize for the widest variety of murderers, having been killed by 6 different people.
Homestuck has more killing charts than shipping charts
I think the last time Wayward Vagabond saw John (in his timeline) was when John died on his quest bed? For some reason I think WV would be shocked to see him alive haha
Your name is SPADES SPY. You are the leader (or so you like to think) of a vicious team of mercenaries known as the RED CREW. A rival team known as THE LEAGUE has recently captured one of your favorite Control Points. Your long quest of revenge has finally taken you through the front door belonging to their loathsome boss, LORD BLUTARCH.
Your subordinates, CLUBS DEMO, DIAMONDS SNIPER and HEARTS HEAVY have been dispatched to various locations throughout the fort to begin carrying out your mission. Your objective is to locate and steal Blutarch’s SECRET BRIEFCASE, and abscond with its Intelligence.
That’s the business end of it. The pleasure will be painting this ugly fort RED with the blood of those miserable BLU motherfuckers.
I haven’t heard a peep from my coworkers all day.
list of things i did on homestuck day:
fIRST TIME MEETING INTERNET FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE MOre like
For everyone on tumblr tomorrow, I’m sorry.
Cronus [gradient] and Mituna horns going out for delivery. I had a few orders of Cronus horns that wanted gradients so I was really happy to do those again. Some like the straight colors though but I don’t mind!
I made the Mituna a bit longer than I initially planned because I factored in the wig and the volume of his hair should they be helmet-less. If they did use a helmet, I made them long enough that they could hopefully stick out and be noticeable.
*All sales and commissions of Homestuck troll horns are okayed by Hussie as part of ongoing commissions for assistance and aid in my spinal physical therapy, pain therapy and savings for eventual spinal repair surgery.
Done with Model magic and acrylic paint.