We live in an age where everyone has a camera on them one way or another and information is spread around the globe at the speed of light and the degree at which we apply and regard security is at an all time high….
…. and somehow a two hundred feet long, three hundred thousand pound aircraft carrying two hundred and thirty-nine souls has completely vanished.
Our tiny blue marble has become frighteningly huge in the worst way possible
PRETTY FUCKING SPOOKY
I’m still surprised we don’t have better satellite tracking considering the NSA tracks you everywhere already
"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"
ya know what would help in this situation Takato? If you had some sort of eye protection, like say glasses but they cover the front of your eyes instead of being glass you put in front of your eyes. Being plastic would help because plastic wouldn’t break as easily as glass.
Ahh but where would you get such a device? Oh well guess you’re just going to have to face the brunt of the sand storm with your eyes unprotected..
I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life
when people think I’m good at TF2
If you think that a sweet lolita is weak because she’s wearing a pink dress with strawberries on it, just know that she’s probably got a switchblade with a lamb sticker on it in that star-shaped purse of hers. The petticoat is power. She’ll thrust a pastel-painted fingernail straight through your cornea if you even think about trying shit with her.
DO NOT MESS WITH SWEET LOLITAS.
thank you science
i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno
Davos Seaworth gets engulfed by a giant version of himself, breaking through from the fifth dimension.
OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG